Just a quick note to let you know that I have been summoned back to the Breast Unit. The radiographer called to say I now have an appointment in less than two weeks time as my surgeon wants to see me. I asked if it was due to the mammogram results and she said it was in fact due to the increasing aches and pains I reported at my mammogram appointment.

That little voice I can hear suggests that perhaps they have suspicions of sinister goings on, but that voice will just have to quieten down a little – I have more important fun things to do than listen to that.

Clearly the only answer is to pop off to Paris and leave my worries behind – easy, right?! By 5pm today I will be in Paris, but I suspect those worries will have sneaked into my suitcase, the cheeky stowaways.